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You know you're obsessed with Team Rocket When...

(For your pure and shameless entertainment, articles marked with * are ones that apply to me (Kojiro)

*You check your favorite Team Rocket site every day for updates.....

.....And start to cry when it doesn't.

You insist on attending every Pok'emon Festival.....

.....And only send out Weezing, Arbok or Meowth.

*You actually attempted Jessie's Hairstyle.

You actually Succeeded giving yourself Jessie's hairstyle!

If not Jessie's hairstyle, you tried James' hairstyle!

You named your cat Meowth or Nyase.  (My Cousin, CharDude, literally did!)

*You have a crush on either Mondo, Butch, James, Jessie, or Cassidy.

*You always wear a large red "R" on your shirt....
....You always wear a large red "R" on your shirt TO SCHOOL

*You have ever used a picture of a character for a kiss model (My brother caught me.)

*You have actually cried during an episode (I cried during Princess vs. Princess, Holy Matrimony, Go West Young Meowth, and the Poke'mon Movie.)

*You change your name IN ANY WAY to a character's name.  (Hello, my name is Kojiro...)

*You have a Pokemon Card with any one of Team Rocket's Poke'mon on it.

*You hear someone say the term "Team Rocket" and say "Hey, they're humans, they have names!"

*You have used a phrase like "What in the name of all that's good and Rocketshippy happened here?"  (Wasn't that Head Nothin'er
that said that?)

*You have ever said, "C'mon you Slowbros!"  Instead of Slowpokes (Yes, I know Slowpoke is a Poke'mon too, but it's less obvious.)

*You have a wall filled with Poke'mon doodles.

*You have a notebook filled with FanFics.

*You scribbled "I love James" or "I love Jessie" all over your class notebooks...
*...and actually mean it!

*Your excuse to everything is "but Jessie and James do it all the time!"

*You download every Poke'mon clip you can find, and play it OVER and OVER and OVER again.

****You can sing The Pikachu's Jukebox Team Rocket Song, Meowth's song, Lucky Lucky, and the Team Rocket Rock,
in every language they are featured in!

*You use a picture of Team Rocket as and oracle during class exams.

*You can't find Team Rocket Merchandise, so you make your own!

*You eat with chopsticks on a regular basis, (Just because "they do it on Poke'mon")

*You have a mental memory of all the Team Rocket Website addresses you know of  (Thanx a lot if it includes this one!)

You have ever used "I want a donut" as a pick-up line.

You have ever used the Team Rocket Motto as a pick-up line.

*Hell, if you've used anything Team Rocket has ever said in the history of Poke'dom as a pick-up line!

If you've ever entered a custody battle for an egg.

If you've ever accidentally called a Nurse "Joy".

You end up being the dork in class because you've said the Motto in public.

Your email address includes a Poke'mon name.

You've never missed an episode (including one's that weren't dubbed in your language!)

*You stole your brother or sister's Poke'mon coloring book.  (Actually it was all of ours, but gee, that Team Rocket dot-to-dot was fun!)

*You actually answered all my polls...
...including the Team Rocket irrelevant ones!

***You make lists like this!

************YOU MAKE SITES LIKE THIS!!!

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