Team Rocket meets the Bananas at Large -- Josh-Anaconda

One day James said, "I am tired of being here in Japan."
Then Jessie said, "I know, we can go to America!"
On the way to America, they said, "We're here!"
Then someone said, "No we are not..."
James said, "We're just practicing!"
When the got there, they said, "Wow, it's huge!"
"Here we are!" James said.
Then some people walked by.
"Who are you and where are we?" Jessie said. "We are the Bananas at Large, and this is Wisconsin, hey." Then they see a deer and they shoot. James started to whimper.
Jessie said, "We've shot guns before."
"I know, but they were fake!" James recounted.
"Good point." Jessie said, "But it still makes the noise!"
"I was wearing earplugs! I have never heard a real gun before! I want to go home!"
"What if they have Poke'mon? Alright you yoopers, give us all your Poke'mon!"
"What's a Pokimun, dere hey?"
"I don't a know!"
"You don't know what a charmander or squirtle is?"
"No, da Bananas at Large know what a deer or a bear is, but what da hell is a Pokimun!"
"Well, bye." James said. On the way to the cabin, they see the Turdy Point Buck. So they throw a Poke'ball at it. The Turdy Pointer just chewed it up and swallowed it. They threw another one and it did the same thing.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures!" Jessie exclaimed. She threw an Ultraball at the raging deer. It sucked the Turdy Pointer inside no problem.
Then they sent it to the boss.
The boss called the Tordy Pointer out, and in a rage, the deer chased him and skewered him with its horns.
"Yeah! A vacation!" Jessie said. They both lived happily ever after in Wisconsin.


Kojiro's Note: Look at me and my brothers fics. Now where are we from???