Part 5
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James: (yawns)

Gary: I hate late nights. Who’s going home?

Jessie: I would, but my car’s in the shop. Anyone wanna drive me?

James, Brock, Gary, and Butch: (Raise their hands)

Jessie: OK then, c’mon James!

Gary: Who would’ve guessed that?

Brock: Hey Cassidy

Butch: (Glares at Brock)

Brock: (Backs away)

Butch: (Winks)

James: Hey everyone congratulate me! I’ve been sober for FOUR HOURS NOW!

Gary: Oh celebration.

James: Yeah! Let’s go to a bar!

Jessie: JUICE BAR.

James: (Sweatdrops) Yeah, that’s what I meant.

Misty: I’ll never get those two.

Brock: Yeah.

Gary: Hey, I have an apartment right next to James’. Have you heard what goes on in there when Jessie is visiting???

Brock, Gary, and Misty: (Stare into space with a nasty image imprinted in their heads.)

Ash: C’mon Misty, let’s drive home!

Misty: (shocked that Ash is alive once again.) I’m not even saying it anymore.

Gary: You got a license?

Brock: Duh.

Gary: Great! Cuz my driver is out of town and I need to get home. If you drive me, I’ll let you see what one of Jessie’s visits is like!

Brock: I’M THERE!

Misty: Ash, I need a ride too. My license got revoked.

Ash: Big surprise.

Misty: WHAT?

Ash: Nothing!!!

On the Road:

Ash and Misty: (are in the mangled wreckage of Misty’s car)

Misty: Ash Ketchum! I’m gonna follow you till you pay me back for my car!

Ash: Misty, I’m DYING! AGAIN!

Misty: I don’t care who’s dying! (starts yapping on about her car and her bike)

At James and Gary’s apartment building…

(In James’ apartment there are two people shouting something too sexually explicit to be included in this fanfic)

(In Gary’s apartment there are two people holding stethescopes to the wall.)

Brock: Are they…

Gary: Yup! Geez I wish I had X-ray vision so I could see in there!

Brock: Yeah, me too.

Gary: OH WELL! This is close enough. Will you go grab that tape recorder off the dresser?

Brock: Why?

Gary: You’ll see. You’ll see.

AND SO THE SAGA CONTINUES.