Part 10
VIVA LAS VEGAS 3
By Nomo Nobutaka

As the plane lands, Misty finally opens her eyes.

James:  Misty, can you even see anymore?

Misty:  Shut your mouth.

Brock:  Well, let’s go to our hotel then.

Ash:  Right!

Misty:  I hpe this isn’t anything like Hollywood was.

Meowth:  Dat’s Right!

Jessie:  That was so sad!

Butch:  Anyway, what’s our hotel called?

James:  I have no clue.  The last four times I’ve been here, I’ve had the same hotel, but I cn never read the sign.

Gary:  Too drunk?

James:  Heck no!  The lettering is in cursive neon writing.  Have you ever tried to read cursive neon writing???

Gary:  Good point.  Hey, did you ever wake up here in, like, an alley or something?

James:  NO!  Everywhere else, not here!

Jessie:  Even in New Holstein?

James:  Even in New Holstein.

Everyone:  (Gets that everlasting image of James all stoned and in some alley in New Holstein.)

Misty:  WAIT!  That's not what I was thinking!

Brock:  YEAH!  Kojiro's just making this stuff up!

Kojiro:  Oh Palease.  Not this again.

James:  Yeah, I don't want to go through that again.

Jessie:  (mumbles)  That's not the only thing he wont go through...

*Pause*

Gary: Believe me I don't want to know.

James:  (indignantly)  Damn straight you don't want to know!

Jessie:  I was there and I don't wanna know!

Gary:  Does this involve, maybe, a bad sexual episode?

James:  No!  And ya know, I could kill you in two seconds!

Gary:  (To Brock) I don't think he could get that far.

Jessie:  Why you little!

James:  He's not worth it.  Just calm down.

Ash:  I'm so tired I'm gonna drop into bed like a chopped down tree.

James:  OK, with the money you cheapskates chipped in, we can only afford four rooms.
That and I paid for two of them myself!  How does that make you boneheads feel!

All:  Well, do we really care?

James:  (sigh)  Anyway, we gotta partner up.  Who's going together?

All:  (silence)

James:  You people are so childish!  Anyway, I'll put all your names in a hat here (puts little peices of paper in a hat)  I'll pick a name, and they'll pick who they are with.
(Pulls a name out)  It's you Butch.

Butch:  (Pulls a name out)  Hey, Cassidy, it's you!

All:  Whooawhoo!

James:  Uh, 3 points for the neoshippers...  Next to pick is,  Jessie.

Jessie:  OK, am I lucky, am I lucky, am I...  Hey, it's you James!

Butch:  3 points for the Rocketshippers!

James:  Shut up.

Narrator:  Everyone seemingly falls asleep with no problem.  But who knows what falls ahead for our heros?  Why, Jessie and James may even

Misty:  WAIT!

Marrator:  What?

Misty:  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Everyone:  SHUT UP!